You have to admire the Chinese. Their ability to knock up a wall and eat with sticks is impressive enough, but it’s their work in the field of insightful proverb creation where they truly excel.
‘Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day; teach him how to fish Bandar Qiu Qiu Online and he’ll bore you in conversation’ is one of theirs, and never a truer word was spoken.
Personally, the phrase i use most often is ‘good things come in little packages’, but it is a blatant lie. Good things do come to those who wait though; and after a four year hiatus, the Premiership trophy is on its way back to Old Trafford.
United can wrap up the title at Eastlands against a Manchester City side who have only scored 10 goals at home all season. Another blank for Psycho’s mob will leave them with the worst record since the latest offering from the sexually ambiguous Robbie Williams. I’m only going one way in this match; United will see off a Barton-less City at 8/15.
It’s been another fantastic season for Sam Allardyce, if we choose to disregard the odd episode of Panorama. The threat of a Glasgow kiss has forced the big man to walk away from the Reebok; West Ham can take full advantage at 5/4.
The press believe that the Hammers were only spared a points deduction for rule-breaking as they pleaded guilty at the last minute. I guess throwing your hands up to a mistake is always the right course of action; I await a statement from Mr and Mrs McCaffrey. I’m admitting to a little interest in Tevez to score at any time at 15/8.
Arsenal and Chelsea meet for the …